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  1. Automatic weapons - aren't.

  2. Recoil-less weapons - aren't.

  3. Suppressive fire - won't

  4. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you.

  5. Your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

  6. Incoming fire has the right of way.

  7. If the enemy is in range, so are you.

  8. Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire.

  9. If it's stupid and it works, it ain't stupid.

  10. When in doubt, empty your magazine.

  11. The easy way is always mined.

  12. Try to look unimportant, the enemy may be low on ammo.

  13. Teamwork is essential, it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

  14. Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you.

  15. Anything you do, can get you shot, including doing nothing.

  16. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.

  17. The only thing more accurate than enemy incoming fire, is friendly incoming fire.

  18. Make it too tough for the enemy to get in, and you won't be able to get out.

  19. If you're short on everything but the enemy, you're in a combat zone.

  20. The enemy invariably attacks on only two occasions - when you're ready for them, and when you're not.

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